You may have already heard that people sometimes die during sea cruises. For such cases only small mortuaries are provided on cruise ships. So, when passengers die en masse, their excess bodies are put in provision stores, which need to be urgently freed from food. Then, the living passengers get the jackpot! They are given with a free ice cream party.    

Universe is abundant. There is lots of free ice cream on our cruise. But it seems that some people travel on the second class just to squeeze more sweet, refreshing dessert out of the stingy refrigerators with their bodies. On this cruise, the only law that is respected is Archimedes’ law: a body immersed in a refrigerator displaces an equal amount of ice-cream out of it. There is lots of free ice cream on our cruise. Passengers probably know why, but they still want this celebration to never end. So, my friend, don’t waste your time asking for whom the bell tolls, it is not you. Run for your free ice cream! While I scream…
Digital Photography. Limited edition prints
Digital Photography. Limited edition prints
Digital Photography. Limited edition prints
What a really good deal looks like:
Mortuary body bag: $2.44 (the average price in Ukraine is $4.25)
Ice cream: free
Digital Photography. Limited edition prints
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